[Dearest Bulba: I hope your birthday wish was a fuckoff-huge dragon sneaking into your room at half-past Too Damn Early. Because that is what you get. lol sorry Brendan, don't mind him. He is just gonna sliiide on up to Bulba and start shaking him. Char trying to wake Bulba up? CLEARLY THIS IS BIZARRO WORLD.]

Hey, kid. Rise and shine.

Holy shit you gotta get over here

I got Smeargle totally wasted

we could have SO MUCH FUN with this